The Mutterings of Michael Madigan
You are Michael Madigan, speaker of the Illinois House. People are screaming at you, why haven’t you impeached that lunatic of a governor already? You start muttering to yourself . . . .
They don’t remember anything, do they? I’ve been here since before the Spanish-American War and I remember everything since back then, but come on, the James Heiple circus was just 12 years ago. Heiple throws around his weight as a supreme court justice to get out of traffic tickets. He runs away from the cops and then tells them, “Oh, shut up—do you know who you’re talking to?” Lord, I am surrounded by idiots.
So we appoint an impeachment committee and they go harrumph-harrumph for the cameras about how icky corruption is, how much against corruption they all are, but then, after all, Heiple’s actions did not rise to an impeachable level. A good thing that Jim ... Read More...
