Ghoulish Tale of City Hall’s Future: Mayor Emanuel
The American media is absolutely turgid with emotion over White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel’s ambitious plan to become mayor of Chicago once Mayor Richard Daley leaves office.
Just imagine, Emanuel on the fifth floor of City Hall, lording over his lands as King Shortshanks II, though I would be tempted to call him The Rahmfather.But not everyone is thrilled.
“What are you, some kind of chumbolone? You actually believe what Rahm’s saying?” asked the eminent political theorist, Louie the Barber. “Rahm’s just a boogeyman to help Daley get re-elected, get it?”