Dick Simpson Solves Corruption Problem! Elect More Left-Wing “Reformers”
From the mind-numbing UIC Report Corruption in the Suburbs
The obvious and potentially most effective method for dealing with corrupt officeholders would be to elect new public officials dedicated to ethical behavior and governmental reform. Such candidates, if elected, can help change the culture of corruption in these suburbs. Voters should support candidates committed to fighting corruption.
Well, I’ll be dipped and rolled! Ain’t that a wonderment! Vote for new folks! Well, that must mean a whole new line of folks trotted out by old Thundering Dick, his own bad self!
The Study is a Cliff’s Notes of old news stories and attendant graphs about incidents of corruption in the suburbs – some going back to the 1970’s when Thundering Dick brought the Democratic Machine under Old Man Daley to its knees . . . with laughter. That was then and this is now.
Back then folks like Thundering Dick were laughed out of the room; these days, we elect the likes of Blago, Burris, Joe Moore, Sheila Simon, Pat Quinn, Mike Quigley, Jan Schakowsky, Toni Preckwikle and other ninnies and grifters.
I am sure that Thundering Dick has a rapt audience for his summary. Folks just don’t take the time to read, connect dots to dimwits, and are much too kind and polite to tell Progressives to go pound sand. Some folks, anyway.
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