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Dick Simpson Solves Corruption Problem! Elect More Left-Wing “Reformers”

Pat Hickey 16 July 2012 4 Comments

From the mind-numbing UIC Report Corruption in the Suburbs

The obvious and potentially most effective method for dealing with corrupt officeholders would be to elect new public officials dedicated to ethical behavior and governmental reform. Such candidates, if elected, can help change the culture of corruption in these suburbs. Voters should support candidates committed to fighting corruption.

Well, I’ll be dipped and rolled! Ain’t that a wonderment! Vote for new folks! Well, that must mean a whole new line of folks trotted out by old Thundering Dick, his own bad self!


The Study is a Cliff’s Notes of old news stories and attendant graphs about incidents of corruption in the suburbs – some going back to the 1970’s when Thundering Dick brought the Democratic Machine under Old Man Daley to its knees . . . with laughter. That was then and this is now.

Back then folks like Thundering Dick were laughed out of the room; these days, we elect the likes of Blago, Burris, Joe Moore, Sheila Simon, Pat Quinn, Mike Quigley, Jan Schakowsky, Toni Preckwikle and other ninnies and grifters.

I am sure that Thundering Dick has a rapt audience for his summary. Folks just don’t take the time to read, connect dots to dimwits, and are much too kind and polite to tell Progressives to go pound sand. Some folks, anyway.

Read more at With Both Hands


  • Michael R said:

    So amazingly naive. “Voters will vote for honest politicians and the culture will be changed.”

    The whole point of corruption is so that voters votes won’t matter.

  • Terry P. said:

    Note to Dick Simpson: One thing we do know for sure is that the current political and economic problems of Chicago and Illinois were NOT caused by electing too few Democrats!

  • Anonymous said:

    The amazing thing about Abner Mikva’s disciples is that once they seized power their methods of governing closely resembled those of the allegedly hated Richard J. Daley Machine, albeit with a faux Progressive flavor. Complaints from the citzenry during the public comment period of the Evanston City Council meetings? Turn of the microphones! Criticisms of the Council’s ill advised actions? Stop televising the Council meetings on public access cable.

    These hateful Progressives and fake reformers are also well versed in the art of slandering their opponents, real and imagined. Being true hypocrites, they will squeal like stuck pigs when they are criticized.

    You can bet your bottom dollar that Simpson has not slammed the radical lefties mismanaging Evanston into bankruptcy when he issued his report on municipal corruption in suburbia.

  • DMLawyer said:

    Dick Simpson is aptly named.
    He is a joke.

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