To jumble, mix and butcher a couple of metaphors, the upcoming Feb. 5 contest for Democratic ward committeeman in the 41st and 50th wards is about the shelf life of the occupant of a job which is barely worth a bucket of warm spit.
A long-ago vice-president, Texan John Nance Garner, who served 1933–40, opined that his job “wasn’t worth a bucket of warm spit.” That was back in the days when spittoons were still in use. Without city, county or state patronage, a contemporary Chicago committeeman’s job is the equivalent of Garner’s, and the occupant is often mistaken for a spittoon.
But the two wards’ incumbents, Ralph Capparelli (41st) and Berny Stone (50th), are still saleable, well-known commodities. They’ve been political fixtures for almost 40 years. And even though both are septuagenarians – Capparelli is 82 and Stone 80 – their political shelf life has not yet expired.
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