Robert Creamer, not to be confused with the famed baseball writer, is now also going by the name of Bob, which I’m sure greatly pleases the more famous Creamer.

About Creamer the Lesser: For many years, he was the executive director of the Illinois Public Action Council. His wife, Jan Schakowsky, now a Democratic Illinois congresswoman who nominally represents me in Washington, was on the board of directors of the self-appointed consumer advocacy group. Creamer got caught kiting checks while running the group—he had done it before and was warned by federal authorities not to do it again. He didn’t listen, and got nabbed by the Feds again, which got him a trip to a Federal Prison Camp for five months last year.